J: who are you voting for

Me: i’ve been following this election closely for a few months now. and i’ve noticed something. i’ve noticed that only one man has really been running. you would think that in this most important of times, there would be more than a few stellar candidates gunning for the top job. but, for some reason, there isn’t. he stands alone. he represents the future we’ve all been waiting ever so long for. sometimes at night, you think: “what has the world come to? where have we been for the past few years? what a tough job it’s going to be to fix all this. who would want such a job? which one of is really is strong enough to take on such a difficult position?” this man wants that job. of all the people that’ve shown up to represent us, to represent the world, this man is most qualified and the most deserving. it will be one of the hardest jobs of the next four years (or eight) and only one man has shown that he’s strong enough. today, at the polls, i’m going to vote for this man. ps who you voting

J: i’m voting for madonna